Screwdriver to the Cheek

I have heard that Gears of War feartures a ‘chainsaw bayonet’ for the ‘assault rifle’. Some people may think that this is a cool thing, but they are more wrong than a witch’s titty. No thing is as cool as the sword gun available to the players - not the characters - of [...]

Prologue: What I Did Last Night
Last night I watched sitcoms and supernatural dramas on broadcast television with my brother. I recognized the actress from the movie Brick, which reminded me that if everyone doesn’t watch contemporary film noir set in suburban high schools, the terrorists have won the battle over popular movies. [...]